I wanted to write about a spooooooky bug. Thats why I am telling you about the Stag Beetle. The Stag beetle chomps up wood for its breakfast with these big giant teeth. They are actually teeth. See those white little things. They are teeth. It is an insect because they have 6 legs. They can also fly because when they go from a tree, they fly because they get too scared to get down. They don’t want to walk down. Feels so uncomfortable.
Since I went to the Academy of Sciences, I saw a little tank with the Stag beetle. Did you know that the Academy of Sciences has it? I also heard about the Stag Beetle on YouTube in a very good movie called “the kids learning about the Stag Beetles”. The males Stag Beetles fight with each other because they want to be friends with the girl.
Now I want to tell you a joke. What did the Stag Beetle do when it flew? It farted!